Sep 14, 2026
Judge sentenced me to death cause I took a bank hostage? Don't think I know how to use a gun. These guys really wanna tell me about their wives.
Sometimes I feel haunted.
Sep 28, 2026
Dream where I explore a haunted hospital. It's fine except Steve got a terminal diagnosis. I hope he's okay.
Oct 5, 2026
Found this leprechaun; went to war and my best friend died, but there's a therapy that will make that okay.
Oct 12, 2026
Time for me to relax and get a massage.
Finally, Found a Good Therapist.
Oct 19, 2026
Dr. Thomas has been helping me a lot.
Oct 26, 2026
I'm Batman, I think; some guy keeps booking the lactation room.
Nov 2, 2026
Insane dream where this assassin is trying to kill me, and I wrote a book.
I Think We Should Be Buds
Nov 9, 2026
Dream journal: My son is a very talented artist but for some reason that's bad for me; the Devil sold me his soul?; he texts a lot.
Nov 16, 2026
Do you ever get brain fog?
Wow, I Hope That Doesn't Happen to Me
Nov 23, 2026
More bad dreams; somebody call the police, these idiots are freaking out.
Nov 30, 2026
We work right next to the Tiny Desk Concerts.
Dec 7, 2026
I think I'm in love; well, at least I love my sister, but in a different way.
