E1
Sep 14, 2026
Judge sentenced me to death cause I took a bank hostage? Don't think I know how to use a gun. These guys really wanna tell me about their wives.
E3
Sometimes I feel haunted.
11m Sep 28, 2026
Dream where I explore a haunted hospital. It's fine except Steve got a terminal diagnosis. I hope he's okay.
E4
Oct 5, 2026
Found this leprechaun. Nice guy. Then went to war and my best friend died, but there's a therapy that will make that okay.
E5
Oct 12, 2026
Ok. Time for me to relax and get a massage. That'll help.
E6
Finally, found a good therapist.
12m Oct 19, 2026
Dr. Thomas has been helping me a lot. I think.
E7
Oct 26, 2026
I'm Batman, I think! Also some guy keeps booking the lactation room. I wonder what he's doing in there.
Nov 2, 2026
Insane dream where this assassin is trying to kill me, and I wrote a book.
I think we should be buds
Nov 9, 2026
Dream journal: My son is a very talented artist but for some reason that's bad for me; the Devil sold me his soul?; he texts a lot.
Nov 16, 2026
Do you ever get brain fog?
Wow, I hope that doesn't happen to me
Nov 23, 2026
More bad dreams; somebody call the police, these idiots are freaking out.
Nov 30, 2026
We work right next to the Tiny Desk Concerts.
Dec 7, 2026
I think I'm in love; well, at least I love my sister, but in a different way.
