Sep 20, 1991
A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.
Sep 27, 1991
Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.
Oct 4, 1991
Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.
Oct 11, 1991
The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.
Oct 18, 1991
Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.
E6
Oct 25, 1991
Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.
E7
Nov 1, 1991
Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.
E8
Nov 8, 1991
Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.
E9
Nov 15, 1991
Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.
E10
Nov 22, 1991
An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.
E11
Nov 29, 1991
While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.
E12
Dec 6, 1991
J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.
E13
Dec 13, 1991
Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.
E14
Jan 3, 1992
Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.
E15
Jan 17, 1992
Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.
E16
Feb 7, 1992
Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.
E17
Feb 14, 1992
J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.
E18
Feb 21, 1992
Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.
E19
Feb 28, 1992
A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.
E20
Mar 6, 1992
Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.
E21
Mar 27, 1992
Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.
E22
Apr 24, 1992
Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.