E1
Feb 8, 2009
208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler.
422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand.
92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart.
832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted.
125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider.
640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.
E2
Feb 8, 2009
293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal.
713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard.
91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers.
606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish.
112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.
E3
Feb 15, 2009
A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.
E4
Feb 22, 2009
A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.
E5
The Lighter Side of Death
Mar 1, 2009
A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.
E6
The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
Mar 8, 2009
A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.
E7
Mar 15, 2009
A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.
E8
Cure for the Common Death
Mar 22, 2009
The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.
E9
Mar 29, 2009
An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.
E10
I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)
Apr 5, 2009
A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.
